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Brownhole 

The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.
I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.
Brownhole by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015

Brownhole 

The hole located at the end of your rectum that secrets brown substances. Also known as your anus and can be used for anal sex.
"Let me see that Brownhole!"
Brownhole by Geoff Schwab May 20, 2008

brownhouse kick 

When someone roundhouse kicks your ass so hard it counts anal raping.
"Dude, I gave Steven a brownhouse kick the other day!" (Ryan)

"His asshole is probably still bleeding!"(Mitchell)
brownhouse kick by mooseheadman November 15, 2009

Brownhouse 

A kick delivered to the abdomen with force sufficient to induce fecal ejection from the anus (i.e. when you kick the shit out of someone)
Your grandma is easy to brownhouse.
Brownhouse by Rypoo August 6, 2011

brownhouser 

noun. Someone who commits very stinky or unnaturally smelling farts. See brownhouse effect.
That dude's such a brownhouser - I can smell him down the hall!
brownhouser by Dickie Merkin January 18, 2008

brownhouse effect 

noun. Basically, a rank fart. Most dangerous exposure is experienced in confined spaces i.e. a car, plane, cubicle, etc. Also a term used to denote serious disgust with the gasser. slang; brownhouse, brownhouser.
1. Dude! Who let out the brownhouse??!
2. Man, you really need to keep that brownhouse effect to yourself!
brownhouse effect by Dickie Merkin January 18, 2008