Browndog smokehouse 

When fucking someone vigorously in the ass with no lube so the man cooks his own meat

Gave the misses a browndog smokehouse last night so need to get some more savlon cream.

Browndog smokehouse by Willferal69 October 30, 2020

brownhog 

Any individual who possesses socially akward qualities and several distinguishable physical features. These said features can range from abusrd hairiness to a burly physical frame to a lazy eye, all of which contribute to the individual's lack of social ability.

Wow, I hate when that brownhog follows us around everywhere.

brownhog by Darth Doucher January 17, 2009

Brown dog scratching at my door 

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

Brown dog scratching at my door by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

brown dog is barking at the back door by mickotoole November 7, 2005

Browndown 

A breakdown where you shit your pants because its so intense!

"waoh this acacia strain song has the biggest browndown!"

Browndown by Jasperror May 6, 2009

brown dog 

The desire to take a shit, or deffacate. Indicates an urgent need to poop.

"Dude, I gotta go. I got a big brown dog barking at the back door."

brown dog by Plankto February 8, 2007

Brown Dog 

When a girl/guy shits on a guy's penis during anal sex.

Guy: Bitch, you just Brown Dogged me!
Girl: Sorry, I forgot to shit before we got in bed.

Brown Dog by D-BoyFresh2011 August 15, 2015