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brownaconda 

A gargantuan poop log, slightly resembling a large snake, that remains intact. Bonus points if the top breaks the water surface.
After eating Arby's for lunch, I had to run to the toilet and unleash a massive brownaconda.
brownaconda by Secular Grease October 11, 2016

brownsound 

an amazing brown guitarist who makes sound from his guitar.
(not a wet fart)
Dude, that guy played like Brownsound!
brownsound by taylor54 April 27, 2006

Brownhound 

VERB: meaning-To stick fingers into somebody's anus. Fingering someone's butt hole making your fingers brown.
Stemming from an incident at Carmel High School.
Man, did you hear about those seniors Brownhounding the freshman.

Yeah man that's gross.
Brownhound by browner311 March 2, 2010

brown around the crown 

The brownish ring that appears on male genitalia. The position may vary but usually it lies before head of the penis and further up the shaft.
"While watching Perverted Stories 19, the male porno star had some serious brown around the crown on his boner. It looked like the rings of Saturn.
brown around the crown by Robert L November 29, 2004

brownpound 

To punch a person directly in the anus.
The best way to shut somebody up is with a properly executed brownpound.
brownpound by MagicM July 8, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026