PA Brown Donut 

A sexual act when a man or woman from Prince Albert licks the starfish of their partner during sex.

My girlfriend gave me a PA Brown Donut last night without even asking. That's so rude!

PA Brown Donut by Bigmykale June 20, 2018

brown paper bag 

a big brown bag full of cash money, or a bag used to conceal a 40 oz bottle of liquor.

Man I can fit like 50 thousand ones in that brown paper bag.

brown paper bag by gbrd January 6, 2008

Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.

Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"

Brown Pants Moment by schmowo November 19, 2009

Brown Paddle Award 

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

Brown Paddle Award by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

Charlie Brown Parsley 

Nickname for weed, pot, reefer, grass, dope, Mary Jane, hash. You get the idea.

Her: Roll me some of that Charlie Brown Parsley.
Him: She a bad mfer for calling it Charlie Brown Parsley frfr.

Charlie Brown Parsley by charliebrownlover123 January 7, 2023

brown paper bag money 

Money made from hustling.

That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.

brown paper bag money by Borbus January 9, 2008

Brown Panther 

A sneaky poo that surprises you out of nowhere, often in critical situations.

"Dude I heard you struck out with Melissa! What happened?"
"Well we got back to her place, I was just about to seal the deal when the Brown Panther struck!"
"Oh shit!"

The weightlifter was about to win the gold when the Brown Panther struck!

Brown Panther by Thebrownestpanther November 3, 2013