brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.

Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!

by Stalin37 March 20, 2005

brown helmet

Term in Iowa meaning being rejected by a significant other with a visual of being dumped (on) and ending up with (brown) shit on your head.

Aw Fuck! Nancy gave me the brown helmet.

by funfuker May 2, 2015

Brown Helmet

When the tip of you head has shit on it.

Damn i just butt fucked that bitch and got a brown helmet

by NIGGA December 6, 2002

Brown Helmet

What you need when your head is too far up your ass.

My brother needs to get a brown helmet to hit on chicks.

by Dani January 14, 2004