When you’ve pooped once already, and didn’t wipe very good, then poop a second time, the resulting butt stamp on the back of the toilet seat is known as a brown eagle.
by The real B Jones October 15, 2018
The act of a man shitting. Then while shitting, a female climbs on the mans lap facing him and begins having sex. The man spreads his legs allowing a pathway, so the women can also begin shitting. A proper Brown Eagle will result in a well timed double plop in the toilet.
Dude, she brown eagled me and clipped my balls on the follow through, I have a giant brown stain on them!
by Pound Town Pepper August 5, 2010
When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half, and you take a dump in her open pussy.
When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed, and i took a huge shit in her pussy."Brown eagle"
by The super Flying Dutchman April 30, 2009
Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.
by PeoplePlanter April 21, 2009
I was in Roanoke Va last weekend and I give this chick a brown eyed eagle, her goat fucking husband has no idea.
by dogrunwv April 23, 2009