when a girls privates have been stained brown from failing to wipe properly ( from front to back not back to front )
"the pictures taken in the motel of her privates showed obvious signs of a dirty brown pie"
"the pictures taken in the motel of her privates showed obvious signs of a dirty brown pie"
by im#1SuperStar July 19, 2009
Billy: Mommy, what's for lunch?
Mommy: Hang on darling, mommy just has to scoop up a little of this brown pie off your father's chest, then we can eat at the table like a family does.
Mommy: Hang on darling, mommy just has to scoop up a little of this brown pie off your father's chest, then we can eat at the table like a family does.
by john tinkleberry VIII January 14, 2007
a brown-eye pie is when someone poops on themself (preferably soft poop) and do not let the fecal matter leave their butt, they just squeeze their cheeks together to create a sort of pie filling in their butt. The person then finds a dirty, hungry hobo and asks if he/she wants pie. Being completelly famished since the poor lazy bastard doesnt have a job he/she agrees. The person then lays down (on stomach with pants down) and the hobo opens up the butt cheeks to find a delicious anal goo filling filled with an assortment of vitamins, nutrients, and STANK!!
aww man I have to poop...hey why dont you make a brown-eye pie for all of us to eat...GREAT IDEA!! i just ate taco bell to so its gonna be spicey..OOOOh me likey spicey...stfu pablo and go mow my lawn
by yowussup October 4, 2010
a brown eye cream pie is when u cum in a female or a male's asshole and u have them hold their ass open then u eat it
by ihotcarledyourmom February 16, 2008
When you shit in an aluminum pan queef on it and mix it with Milk eggs and brown sugar and bake it for 20 minutes.
by Cock chamber 123 May 30, 2020
Is when you make a girl cum While ur smashing her In her kitty and shitting on ur dick at the same time
by PapiJunglez April 20, 2020