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Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.
Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
Brostalgia by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

boostalk 

bradley nowell's favorite term for weed
brad: i strictly call it boostalk
boostalk by tokenburnout March 15, 2007

brostanks 

The slightly derogatory term used to address your fellow band members.
Hey Brostanks, Alt J is playing the Filmore on 9/5 tix are $33 ea anyone up for it?
brostanks by efaz May 17, 2013

Brostankidyasski 

Something you call your bro when they stink like ass.
Guy 1: “What’s up Brostankidyasski”
Guy 2: “Bro, I don’t smell that bad”
Brostankidyasski by RJBug February 22, 2023

bro stalk 

A male stalker that goes after other guys and is really good at it.
Don't give out your Facebook, Mike is bro stalk, he'll get your home address and rape you.
bro stalk by Evil Dubz November 14, 2010

Boostalk 

Boostalk is a hiphop artist out of Haliburton Ontario. He made internet fame with his hit mixtape single "We Gon Rock" and has moved his career forward from that point. He has websites all over the internet still talking about the video. If you are interested in learning more about Boostalk go to boostalk.com or for his music go to boostalk.bandcamp.com
Boostalk is the sickest rapper alive!
Boostalk by Urban Smoke Records February 4, 2010