broscussion 

A discussion among bros over topics that typically should only be discussed among bros.

Bro: Hey, so what porn sites do you visit?

Other Bro: Oh, I dunno the usual. Porntube, etc.

Bro: I'm glad we could have this broscussion.

broscussion by jignasty December 15, 2009

cooneral brocession 

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

cooneral brocession by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Broccassion 

A special event shared with fellow bromo sapiens in which beer drinking and sports watching festivities insue.

Sorry, wife. I am unable to go to the baby shower with you. I was invited to a partake in a Broccassion over at Chad's pad.

Broccassion by jimmysnap13 December 8, 2009

Brocession 

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

Brocession by wutsgood May 19, 2010

brosuasion 

brosuasion- when you need your bros to persuade you to go out to the bar, club, big game or whatever it might be. Everything from party's to jumping on a grenade....

Friend 1........My girl is coming over tonight bro or i would come out with you. She is a for sure thing.

Friend 2........ Bro we have 3 girls lined up who are ready to rock.

Friend 1........ Thats all the brosuasion I need!!! Lets go i'll be ready in 30!

brosuasion by Jaworski, Fassoth October 27, 2011

brocursion 

Having your idea completely ignored by a group, then later repeated by someone else in the group.
After which, that person who repeated what you said gets credit for your idea, and is met with wild acceptance.

I explained a workaround for a known bug, and heard nothing but a room full of crickets.
Twenty minutes later, Eric re-explained my workaround as if it were his idea, and the room lit up with excitement.
It was at that point, I realized that I was another victim of brocursion.

brocursion by Ricdiablo June 7, 2021

brocession 

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

brocession by Macex May 6, 2009