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Bro’s before hoes 

To be honest I think it should be the other way around... because if you just always talk to ur god damn friends and always go to their houses you need to talk to ur gurl like she invites you over and you have plans for going to a friends house cancel the plans because if you say that yo love her sooo much then maybe just maybe you should hang out with her
Ugggghhh god damn I hate bro’s before hoes I just wanna hang with my bby.
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Bro's Before Hoe's 

When one, (usually male) puts their buddies first before any woman regardless of the situation, expecially a whore or woman that is undeserving or not worth bieng with that person.
Bro's Before Hoe's is when you wanna hang out with your buddies, and the woman is giving you drama, so you pick them over the ho.
Bro's Before Hoe's by Air Assault January 12, 2008

bro's before hoe's 

what you say when a guy ditches his guy-friends for his girl
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first

similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say
1.

Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!
bro's before hoe's by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010

Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows 

Hanging out with guys is better than just hanging out with a girl. But if she is down to blow than that is better than any guy you can hang out with.
-"Hey man you want to hang out?"

- "Sorry dude, i'm hanging out with my girl"
- "What? bro's before hoe's man."
- "Listen, its Bro's before Hoe's, unless she Blows"

Bro's Before Hoe's 

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.
David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.
Bro's Before Hoe's by Naccache December 22, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026