brophecy 

A prediction of a brotastic future that winds up coming true.

"I told you dropping out of law school to do a software startup was a better idea than wasting time at Harvard. Aren't we rolling in dough like I told you we would be all those years ago?"

"Dude, I'm sorry I ever doubted you - it was a brophecy!"

brophecy by JimboTheAwesome April 2, 2013

brophey 

a small unit of measurement

My dildo is 12 inches long or about 10,000 bropheys.

brophey by Lebron February 8, 2005