BroFather 

An extremely cool dad. One that is a "bro" and a father. one that always has your back, and can easily be considered one of your closest friends, yet is a dad when he needs to be. TeamJimmy

"this is my brofather jimmy. he will be signing the consent for my tattoo and be joining us later at the skateboard park"

BroFather by TeamJimmy July 21, 2016

Bropathy

when good friends (guys) immediately think of the same thing and quote it. no matter the distance the thought can be shared.

(two friends in different cities talking over IM)"I AM THE LAWWW" "THE LAWWWWWWWW" dude... epic bropathy!

Bropathy by Soul Nevik October 21, 2010

Bromathy 

This is a form of sympathy which can only be elicited from or received voluntarily from a bro. This sympathy, whether solicited or offered freely is always in connection with you or one of your bros being unwillingly dragged to some "chick event".

While unwillingly sitting in a Kenny G concert because your GF insisted she wanted to go, you text your bros for a little bromathy: "Dudes! I'm being held captive by my GF at a Kenny G Concert (or some random chick flick, or some romance novel signing event) and I think I'm gonna hurl ... I need a little bromathy."

Bromathy by Windsearcher August 26, 2010

Bropothesis 

An "educated" explanation of a phenomenon without the use of technical terms.

Bro 1: Bro, what the hell is evaporation bro?
Bro 2: Dude bro, it's like when some water is just chillin' on the ground and then there's a fuckin' heatwave and that shit just disappears. Then, it just sits up in the air and chills there for a while.
Bro 1: So that shit makes clouds bro?
Bro 2: Yeah man.
Bro 1: Nice bropothesis man.

Bropothesis by Jordy G. & Benny V March 8, 2011

bropathy

The mental link between two or more bros. Unaffected by distance. Enables bros to communicate without complete and accurate descriptions of events and items.

Bro1- "Hey bro can you get me-"

Bro2- "-A Pepsi, got it bro."

Bro1- "Wow! Must have been bropathy."

bropathy by EdwintheGreat August 10, 2012

Broathed 

When someone pats a pile of cum that has been sitting on the bathroom floor for 2+ hours.

Steven: hey is that my cum from 2+ hours ago
Julia: ya i think it is (walks over and pats the pile of cum)
Steven: you just broathed, julia

Julia: oh my bad g

Broathed by cummy piles May 6, 2021

brophey 

a small unit of measurement

My dildo is 12 inches long or about 10,000 bropheys.

brophey by Lebron February 8, 2005