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yung cash register aka lil broomstick 

Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick is the hottest new rapper with his new song "Swept Up"
Yung Cash Register Aka Lil Broomstick Does Not Fuck With Lames

Lil Broomstick 

Young Cashregister, A.K.A, LIL Broomstick was first popularized July 17, 2017, and ever since has left views and fans in awe at his sheer rapping skills. Lil Broomstick is a hip hop artist with only one song, yet millions of fans.
"Lil Broomstick is the greatest rapper of 2017."

Lil Broomstick 

A rapping god who won a Grammy.
Yung Cashregister aka Lil Broomstick

The Great Boomski

A deity often found by people under the influence of multiple substances.

The Great Boomski is the biggest and the baddest deity out there. God saw this and he was pissed, so he had a fighting tournament. All the best deities were there; Sheba, Buddha, Ra, Odin, and naturally, the Great Boomski.

After fighting through the brackets of all the deities, God and Boomski end up in the finals.

Boomski tried to find some relaxation before fighting God, so he wanders into God's locker room and finds God's slam piece - and God only has the finest slam piece. God's slam piece took one look at Boomski and says "Why don't you bring over some of that Boomdick" and Boomski wasn't bitch made, Boomski was real thug, so he turned it out.

Boomski leaves feeling good and God comes in seeing his slam piece just demolished. God was angered by this.

The next day, Boomski is nice and loosened up, but God is frustrated. They get to the fighting ring and God was like, "Boomski! I'm going to beat your ass!!" but Boomski threw his flex up.

BOOM! Oceans, Mountains, Rivers.

He whips his dick out and it hits the floor of the ring.

BOOM! Rabbits, deers, jrafs.

He threw his dick over his shoulder and God knew he couldn't compete, so he turned away.

Boomski snapped his fingers and the finest slam piece joined him. They got on his intergalactic skateboard and rode off into space to watch over you, and to this day he still watches over us all.
The Great Boomski watches over you. The Great Boomski watches over us all.

Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.
Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"
Brampton Broomstick by Habsley November 18, 2019

Lil Broomstick 

Lil Broomstick, AKA Young Cash Register. Made his debut on July 17, 2017 with his song Swept Up. Ever since that song, he has gained hundreds of millions of fans, got a feature from Baku, and even won a grammy. He truly is an inspiring person, and many people look up to him as a father they never had. One of his best lines from Swept Up was, "Yuh Yuh Ok Yuh Aye Yuh" Truly inspiring. And lately a song got leaked named "clouted up" (The one featuring Baku) The best line from that was "I wanted pizza BONELESS, But dem bitches kept the BONE IN, I'm clouted up, I keep it 99 then I round it up.) As you can see, This man truly is inspiring to the world.
Lil Broomstick: Aye Yuh Yuh Yuh
Everyone: BRUH THIS SHIT IS FIREEEEE!!!!