Brochure 

A paper divided into usually 3 sections that companies except you to read, but you just throw them away politely

Person: no, I don’t need it I won’t read it

Employee: IT’S A CUSTOMARY BROCHURE

Brochure by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

browse the brochure 

looking through the options to see if it’s time to take the easy way out; deciding whether or not to Kermit

This year has been so tough—I had to browse the brochure a few times.

“Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”

browse the brochure by carbonmonoxide January 9, 2023

Brocure 

The act of gaining alcohol or other illegal products with your bros through hey mistering, beer runs, or fake ids.

Bro, we need some more alcohol for this party. Let's brocure it at that corner store.

Brocure by Bigdippindgaf February 7, 2010

brochureware 

Brochureware is a common phrase for marketing material for waterpark companies. It's generic and doesn't refer to any one piece, but the entire library of information.

We will be delivering our brochureware at the next trade show.

brochureware by Cookie Rookie May 19, 2009

Brocurement 

A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.

Me and Josh were like "yo let's chill", so we decided to embark on the brocurement process.

Brocurement by Bassmaster Zero May 17, 2011

Brochure 

Bronounced- Bro-sure: The highest of all trust between brotheren.

Kevin gave me the brochure to let me drive his new truck when I reminded him of all the times I picked him up from Lax practice.

Brochure by Garruk February 24, 2011

brochure training 

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.

Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.

brochure training by thisisnuts January 27, 2013