A Bromosexual, is a person who performs a sexual favor for his "bro", yet insists it isn't homosexual. This act is known as an act of bromosexuality. Bromosexuality is normally performed within groups of bros or a "crew" from one "homie" or "bro" to another. Often times bromosexuality is a result of little sexual activity with a woman or women, boredom and curiosity, or perhaps closet homosexuality.
J-Cool: "Brah, i could really go for a BJ right about now, man. I haven't even seen pussy in months..."
D-Bro: "Well, i could...you know...help you out or somethin, man."
J-Cool: "Yeah dude, that'd be night, but it's definitely not gay or anything."
D-Bro: "Fa sho, dude, not gay, just, you know...bromosexual."
Both: "No Homo."
D-Bro: "Well, i could...you know...help you out or somethin, man."
J-Cool: "Yeah dude, that'd be night, but it's definitely not gay or anything."
D-Bro: "Fa sho, dude, not gay, just, you know...bromosexual."
Both: "No Homo."
by WolfxRayne August 2, 2009
Meaning two really good friends who do just about everything together such as stay at each others houses 3-4 days at a time , inseparable cant find one without the other
(jimmy) why are corey and jake always together?
(you) dude , because they're Bromosexuals
(jimmy) oh alright,
(you) dude , because they're Bromosexuals
(jimmy) oh alright,
by Slickjoewilly March 29, 2011
A slang word for bro. It is a word used by Red in Pineapple Express to say to Sol as if saying your my bro. Hence Bromosexual. It is not in anyway gay. And can be substituted for dude, brah, bro, and man.
by bromosexual January 23, 2009
A dude who is totally straight but if his homie ask him for a good night bj bruh it’s is homie and gives him a bj. A bromosexual is super straight but when a homie need something a homie get something.
by UrbanDiclord June 1, 2018
Having love towards your bros, whether it's a male or female. Instead of favoring the same sex or opposite sex, you favor the "bro" sex. It basically means you're awesome and you're probably into Dubstep.
You're telling me you aren't into guys and you aren't into girls specifically, you just love Dubstep? You must be a bromosexual, bro!
by Feralix December 23, 2011
The sexual preference that includes males, females, postboxs, atms, lakes, power sockets, bicycles, and street posts.
"Brohan is so bromosexual"
by P10 February 13, 2005
noun; associated with frat boys. Men who pay to have other male friends, such as in a fraternity. Spend most of their time worrying about their hair and going to the gym to cure hangovers. They spend more time talking about women than actually being around them.
Bro 1: "It would be bromosexual of me to rub sun-block on your back."
Bro 2: "But my arms are too fat from weightlifting to reach."
Bro 2: "But my arms are too fat from weightlifting to reach."
by chandizl December 1, 2008