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The rare subculture of the religious group related to Mormonism in which an individual has personal or fashion characteristics that reflect the bro culture while still adhering to the moral guidelines of the Mormon faith. Essentially they are comprised of one part bro, one part Mormon, and are confined to the state of Utah. Unlike the typical All American bro that solely feeds off of protein shakes, Natty Ice, and Chipotle, the bromon still adheres to the, "Word of Wisdom" meaning they abstain from consuming alcohol, tea, and anything else that the devil has tainted. Following the Mormon opposition of tattoos a true Bromon will not bear the common tribal insignia or crucifix tattoos of a bro, therefore making it at times more difficult to identify them. Bromons, similar to bros, spend a female amount of money on their cloths, making it so that they can be spotted by their dress: hats worn at an angle, no fear or Tapout shirts (with or without sleeves), shorts to provide a reason for leg days, and long socks that have the Nike logs that matches the color of another article of clothing. Common to other bros the Bromon will not pass up the chance to check himself out on any shiny surface, and will naturally flex in front of any mirror. Essentially they are all that is a bro except they slay bible versus instead of beer and chicks.
Beer me that Bible, I'm going to go chillax with those Bromons after I pound some bible versus.
Bromon by JBell237 July 23, 2015

Brokemon 

An older guy who watches pokemon wich is designed for little kids.
Dude. Are you watching pokemon?

Yeah man I'm a friggin brokemon.
Brokemon by LeLucas January 5, 2012

brokemon master 

1.) a cool, masterful guy.

2.) someone that is good at pokemon but is still cool and stuff
"See ya bro montana", "Catch ya later brokemon master"

"You're already at the 6th gym? and you scored with 2 chicks last night? You are a total brokemon master!"

Bromones 

hormones in the body that cause arousal due to man on man lovin.
this bromance is stimulating my bromones

Bromongous

A humongous Brodude that does wayyyyyyyy too much steroids and Brocaine, is a brofucker that no body likes. He himself is a brofestation because he is way too fucking big ...bro.
Ex1. Wow, he is so bromongous he must have about 5 other brodudes engulfed in his body. He probably has the strength of 10 brodudes.

Ex2. Let's go use the bench. Oh, too bad that bromongous dude is using all the weights to bench press more than the bar can hold up, what a douche.

Ex3. That Bro was so bromongous that affliction doesn't make a shirt big enough for such a bromongloid.
Bromongous by bros in black March 11, 2009

bookmonster 

A person who repeatedly tries to catch their friends doing things they shouldn't be doing.
Hey, I just booked you check out her ass.
Man shut up, you're a bookmonster.
bookmonster by Taffy Fiya February 10, 2009