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I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
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Broken heart 

When your in agony and you just feel broken in despair and like nothing is right anymore when you cared so much for that special person and then they break your heart the feeling is horrible it feels like every time you think about them your heart actually hurts and you feel like you can't breath because of what they did to you .
Girl: grab a plate and throw it on the floor
Guy:ok
Girl:did it break?
Guy:Yes
Girl:say sorry to it

Guy:I did
Girl:did it go back to the way it was
Guy:Not it's still broken
Girl:do you understand now
Guy:no lol
Girl:thats what you did to me you left me with a broken heart💔.
Broken heart by Person.Ok January 6, 2020

Broken heart 

When the one you love looks at you differently, and you notice that he doesn't love you anymore. You can't help but cry and be angry at the world. Your friends try to say "it will all get better in time" but you just want to yell at them "NO IT WONT! IT NEVER WILL" Its a pain that wont escape you. And for a while, life as you know it will have ended.
"Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?"

"Because... he broke my heart!"

"Somebody call 911, theres a girl with a broken heart"
Broken heart by Shannon Mug February 18, 2009

Broken Heart 

when someone who's had a million good reasons to take care of your heart but decides to throw it away like it was nothing.
She's given up on love because of too many Broken Hearts.
Broken Heart by sparkswillfly February 27, 2012

Broken Heart 

its agony, complete excrusating agony,

its like your heart was ripped out of your chest and stomped on and you cant breathe,

you dont wanna eat you cant function its the most intense pain you'll ever feel and the worst part is theres no way to relieve it its unhealding torture but only time...
There was no way to heal my broken heart.
Broken Heart by Love hurts November 11, 2009

Broken Hearts Day 

'''Broken Hearts Day''' is the day after February 14th, aka, Valentines Day. This is the day where all of the people who did not get a Valentine, did not have a girl/boy-friend for Valentines Day, or the 5150 (crazy people) all have mental breakdown or pity party for themselves. Subsequently, this is also the day to celebrate being single if not in any of the previously mentioned situations.

This day is celebrated by either agonizing over their circumstances, attempting or committing suicide, or admitting to the nearest community hospital to the lament of the Emergency Department Staff.
BROKEN HEARTS DAY: Your Mother, Father, Sister, Brother, Cousins, Siblings, Children, Friends, Enemies, Haters, Lovers... Basically everyone on the planet.

Broken Heart 

When you fall so hard for someone,, and they fall for you. They say your gonna be together for ever but one day they decide that they don't like you anymore. You think everything is fine,, but than BAM. They dump you. No hesitation. its a pain thats hard to get over. Especially when you were truly were in love with them,, and their the reason you cry yourslef to sleep every night.
" I have a Broken Heart,, ill never love someone more than i loved them <//3 "
Broken Heart by fenixdragon43 August 24, 2009