brofus

A word used by your jackass of a boss in his emails asking you about some stupid ass shit that he should know, but doesn't, because he shouldn't even be in his position, because the company you work for is a joke.

Joe, Can you please tell me how I am supposed to conduct this simple search, the one that you have been doing for three years, but now I'm your boss and I don't even know where to start, and I need you to train me to be your boss?

Thanks, brofus.

by Joe75u7356 October 6, 2005

Brofu

Noun. (bro slang, based on waifu) A male character from real life that one is attached to more significantly then others.

I am tired of my family, imma go hang out with my Brofu.

by A complete joke December 7, 2017

Brofused

1. Perplexed or completely puzzled by the unbro actions of anti-bros, or by the lack of intelligence and knowledge of those who are not bro.

The game this antibro is spitting has me brofused.

by TheBroCommander August 31, 2010