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Bifurcation

The splitting of the human penis for decorative or sexual purposes.
I had my knob bifurcated last weekend, now i am jonny twococks
Bifurcation by Turnipman May 25, 2005

brofirmation 

The act of asking your bro to confirm a girl's attractiveness before taking her home (more commonly done when you are more drunk than your bro)
I had like 12 beers and was about to bring this girl back to my apartment but I needed a brofirmation from Sam before I could take her home. He gave me the brofirmation so we left the bar and went to my place.
brofirmation by JinxyCat911 August 5, 2010

Bifurcation

A new term created by accountants to describe the splitting of a transaction into different types. For nonprofits this means that a revenue can both be a contribution and an exchange transaction.
Those membership dues have now been subject to bifurcation to report both a contribution and earned revenue
Bifurcation by Steve Hammer March 31, 2017

Anal Bifurcation

A term used to describe the act of anal sex when the penis is much larger then the anal opening, and the potential for injury to the anus is likely.
"Do you see that sweet thing walking funny over there? She's suffering from anal bifurcation after spending the night with me!"
Anal Bifurcation by WeDefyU April 20, 2018

Broformation 

Noun. Broformation is perceived wisdom that a male derives from his friends (otherwise known as "Bros") concerning circumstances or issues in his life (mainly concerning women). Broformation can come from a single source, though most commonly it is given by a group consisting of 3 or more.
Man: Hey guys, I need some broformation on this chick I'm talking to. She's cool but I think she really wants a relationship right now. What should I do?

Friends: Don't put your dick in crazy...

Man: Thanks for the broformation guys.
Broformation by Bropocalypse December 12, 2012

Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary 

A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."