brofix
Prefixing a word with "bro". Common usages: bromance, broasis, brofessional, brocialize, broseph, brobot, broller coaster, brotato chip, etc
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Hootie and the Brofish
A group of Bro's that has a very obvious leader to the outside world, yet is unrecognized by said Bros. The alpha male or coolest (dubbed Hootie) and the rest of the Bros (often not referred to by name but can collectively be called, The Brofish).
Kim: Those guys are so Hootie and the Brofish. Brian is obviously Hootie. And Mike and Nate they are for sure the Brofish.
Lisa: Truth.
Lisa: Truth.
Hootie and the Brofish by Never a Hootie October 10, 2011
Hooked on Bronix
When a male acts as a female on Xbox Live, and tries to convince other males that she will do them favors for xbox live points. The nerds are so desperate for the vagina they will never get that they keep on sending in microsoft points for the teasing to stop. Too bad it won't ever stop because they are being tricked by a dude!
Dr Demarini gets all the nerdy xbox players Hooked on Bronix! He fakes a vagina, to get the He is such a stud!
Hooked on Bronix by Asian Terror December 29, 2010
brofiver
A person who has to constantly give high fives to others over every trivial success or event. Usually male, and usually a douchedick.
Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.
brofiver by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Brofish
Brofish was used during a Tom Green show raid in early 2009. He was supposed to repeat "Brofist", but said "Brofish" which became a instant "meme" with in the 4chan community.
Brofish is a obscure Meme, and therefore a good one.
Brofish is a obscure Meme, and therefore a good one.
Kid on skype "HEY TOM!, can you look into the camera and say BROFIST(clenches fist)!?"
Tom Green: "Brofish? (clenches fist), BROFISH, BROOOOOFISH!"
Kid on skype: NO! BROFIST!
Tom Green: Brofish!
Kid on skype: facepalm** Then says "Fat N*gger" 5 times
Tom then gets mad and ends call. Then shortly after the online show.
Tom Green: "Brofish? (clenches fist), BROFISH, BROOOOOFISH!"
Kid on skype: NO! BROFIST!
Tom Green: Brofish!
Kid on skype: facepalm** Then says "Fat N*gger" 5 times
Tom then gets mad and ends call. Then shortly after the online show.
brofile
A facebook/myspace profile created by your everyday, suburban middle-class Bro that contains the same generic descriptions that every dude thinks he should write.
Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Everything a Bro lists in one of these profiles in some way relates back to contemporary suburban schemas of what constitutes a desirable teenage male. It is absolutely imperative that the Bro makes everyone know how much he is partying, dominating in sports, having sex with lots of chicks, and not giving a shit about anything important or academic while still being a kind, easy-going, and somewhat sensitive guy.
Most of these Bros know they are tooling themselves out, but they also know that giving in to this douchery is the easiest and quickest method to secure their not-so-subtly inflated sense of self-worth. But hey, I suppose publicly selling one's soul to support this charade of intellectual and personal desecration has its perks, granted that you can find others who adopt this superficial and low image (which you can, and thus the downward spiral begins). The question is what is more haunting: the eagerness of today's youth to fulfill this stereotypical and empty persona, or the wide acceptance such individuals get from their peers that reinforces this lifestyle for indefinite future generations to come.
Brofile: Broseph "Huge" Johnson
Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym
Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH
Music: anything but country LOL
Books: wut is a book?
About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
Activities: MAKING BANK, going 2 parties, sports, KICKIN IT, SMOKING BLUNTS, crusing in my F-150, smoking blunts WHILE cruising in my F-150, pumping iron at the gym
Interest: GIRLS, CARS, SPORTS, PARTYING, MUSIC, CHILLAXIN, FOOTBALL, THE BEACH
Music: anything but country LOL
Books: wut is a book?
About Me: I'm a chill guy who likes to relax and have a good time. I'm down to do whatever as long as it's fun. BP CHAMPION AND ZBT 4 LIFE!!!
brofile by kingofcheese February 24, 2009