broffession 

1. when two or more bro's confess their inner most darkest secrets to one another

2. a career that ultimately leads to becoming a more supreme bro

1. yeah, bret and I were eating dorito's last night when he told me how he really felt about abortion.

2. yeah, bret's working at the new zumiez in the mall, yo. he's really found his broffession.

broffession by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Brogression 

The progression from "person" to "homie".

Wow, that was some fast brogression right there!

Brogression by STEALTHWALKER April 12, 2008

Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

Brofessional by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

cooneral brocession 

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

cooneral brocession by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Broffection 

Affection shared by one or more bros, often manifesting in a sort of playful teasing. Bros can not outwardly show affection so it must be done through indirect means.

Adam: Hey man let's peg Michael with these paper balls
Justin: Yeah let's get him!
Michael: What did I do?
Sarah: aww they're just showing their broffection. #truebros

Broffection by Cwordsmith May 8, 2014

Bropression 

A condition of mutual emotional dejection and withdrawal shared by friends or close associates triggered by one or more failures (by either or both parties) to achieve sexual coupling with a desired partner or partners during a night of prolonged alcoholic consumption and/or entertainment; the sadness between the two is greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.

You guys gotta deal with your bropression issues...

Bropression by JustShoveJayOhBe November 2, 2010

Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

Brofessional by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009