Brocked 

An Airforce term (orig Royal New Zealand Airforce No.5 SQN) whereby another aircrew member underhandedly and surreptitiously takes your allocated flying from you.

Weren't you meant to be flying today? No, I got brocked by Jimmy.....

Brocked by flyingkiwi July 31, 2011

Paul Brocked 

when someone induces xanax and is convinced his balls are actually bigger than they are said man goes and kills a bunch of people for satisfaction of revenge with a .38 revolver

Dude Desylm Dogg he just paul brocked owen back into the closet

Paul Brocked by kikikikikikowenisgayaf September 11, 2018

Brocreation 

When two straight dudes want to take their bromance to the next level.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Bert and Ernie.

Brocreation: The Tandem Bicycle.

Brocreation by KevinDoyleTheBromantic October 25, 2009

Brocked 

A state of being completely, black out drunk.

Dude what happened to you last night, you had a few shots and were completely Brocked.

Brocked by drmiles1212 November 30, 2011

Getting Brocked 

Throwing a football out of the playing field to avoid being sacked, only to hit an unsuspecting person on the sideline and knock their hat off.

On 11/12/2017, the man on the sideline of the Patriots-Broncos game created the definition of Getting Brocked

Getting Brocked by ymom November 12, 2017

Bro-Cred 

Bro-Cred is a method of payment between bros. When money is not available, the charge is placed on Bro-Cred to be payed back later. Bro-Cred is only used amongst those whom you trust.

Bro 1: "Oh shit dude, I only have 2 bucks in my wallet."
Bro 2: "Don't worry about it, we'll just put it on bro-cred."

"Fuck me man, after that last sack I'm up to $125 on bro-cred."

Bro-Cred by ZagBro January 15, 2008

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) 

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008