brobortion

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.

Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)

by babyproblemsolved April 6, 2011

brobortion

When you and your bro have been fucking the same chick at around the same time, so you both just split the abortion.

Is it mine or yours bro?
I don't know man lets just split the cost and get a brobortion.

by topaco November 30, 2016

brobortion

When you have a bro but you decide you don't want them to be your bro anymore.

Luis: hey man whats up?
Bryan: you're such a bad friend. you treat me so bad
Luis: What?
Bryan: Im done with you.
(Bryan walks away.)
-Brobortion Complete-

by brobortion May 8, 2009

Brobortion

When A Bro has brocrastinated so much that he now faces being kicked out of the circle of friends...a brotherly abortion...

bro #1 : Billy still hasn't come around he keeps brocrastinating

bro #2 : I know...it might be time for a brobortion

by Toafuckinganimalinstinct January 9, 2010