A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!
by MyNameIsntHenry February 22, 2013
Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"
by gangry August 31, 2015
A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".
"DUde you looking pretty swole"
"Uh why you looking"
"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."
"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"
"Fuck yea dawg."
"Uh why you looking"
"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."
"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"
"Fuck yea dawg."
by BRahhhhhD July 25, 2018
by C-3PBro October 20, 2017
v. When two bros decide they need to relieve the stress in their respective "Bro sticks" by initiating the act of oral stimulation. Different from a "Blow job" the bro job is named as such to keep the relationship between the bros heterosexual.
Chad: "Dude, my bro stick is full of brotein"
Josh: "Bro, I got you. Let me give you a bro job and you can release that brotein"
Josh: "Bro, I got you. Let me give you a bro job and you can release that brotein"
by MayorOfFlavourtown November 11, 2017
Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj
"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"
"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
by Freddie Cougar December 9, 2005
by Mike the great July 5, 2015