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When a straight dude gives a straight dude a blow job and the guy getting the blow job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
You have to be best friends to do this or your gay. tim: hey man I challenge you to a thumb wrestle. and the loser gives the other guy a bro job.
Bob: your on! |
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Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj "So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"
"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies." |
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A blow job between two straight friends because one has blue balls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out. Man, I haven't been laid in weeks, Timmy did give me a bro job last night to help me out though.
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v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party. Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?"
Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*" |
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when one bro sucks off another bro. two bros are broing out and one says to the other "hey man, ive got some epic wood" the other responds "bro job for bro job?"
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When a bro gives a blow job to another bro when one or more of the bros is experiencing a dry spell. Usually the phrase "no homo" is said beforehand to assert heterosexuality. Eric: "Yo, Josh, are you up for a bro job? I haven't been laid in weeks!"
Josh: "Yeah, definitely bro. No homo, though." |
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Sucking your buddy's cock, strictly out of friendship and comradery. Just like a bromance, this is not gay. At all. (not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex) "Brad, these high fives just aren't showing the manly affection I need to show right now. How bout a bro job?"
"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome." bro job |
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