by rubbertights March 11, 2021
a term you use when one of your friends is completely pussy whipped and you want him to realize that his friends are more important than some girl because they come and go
Dude, why are you always hanging out with your girl? All the guys are skating and chillin'. Bros before hoes, dude.
by Artie E. July 30, 2007
joshua: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny
daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**
daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**
by ｓｔａｒｇｉｒｌ March 14, 2018
If you say this the entire universe as well know it will implode upon itself the moment these words are spoken.
by Matrix Drive March 22, 2018
George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness
by No U x infinity March 20, 2018
The preferential allegiance some men show to their male friends over their female companions, and partial reason some children grow up not knowing who their father is. But that's the "ho's" fault, too, for having relations with a man with said value system. Rinse and repeat.
Ron: Hey, going to Vegas this weekend with the crew, u coming?
Eldrige: Naw, gotta see my girl and the baby.
Ron: Come on, bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Yeah, you're right. Keep the code!
Later that night:
Ron's Baby Mamma: Hey, Charles, it's Bonita. That punk Eldridge ditched me for Vegas, hasn't bought diapers for the baby this week like he'd said, broke our third date this month. He don't love me like you did. I miss you baby, come over.
9 Months Later:
Eldrige: This baby don't look like me.
Eldrige's Ho: Bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Naw, gotta see my girl and the baby.
Ron: Come on, bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Yeah, you're right. Keep the code!
Later that night:
Ron's Baby Mamma: Hey, Charles, it's Bonita. That punk Eldridge ditched me for Vegas, hasn't bought diapers for the baby this week like he'd said, broke our third date this month. He don't love me like you did. I miss you baby, come over.
9 Months Later:
Eldrige: This baby don't look like me.
Eldrige's Ho: Bros before hoes.
by kalima9 July 27, 2010
When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.
In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.
In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.
David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.
by Naccache December 20, 2008