A bald-headed woman.
Have you seen Carol lately? She did a Britney Spears last night and is now completely bald!
by Trendman March 14, 2007
Barbie takes human form,Britney Spears.Britney may look like ur typical plastic,fake,slut faced-hoe bag,but in reality,she is so much more.How do I begin to describe Britney Spears?
Britney is fake,and people I'm telling you,she is not hott!I mean look at the picture up there with her without makeup!Talk about a hillbilly beast!
by Roxy Miller June 22, 2005
The slut who lost her virginity to Justin Timberlake, kissed Madonna AND Colin Farrell (grr...) and makes a bunch of crappy songs that they play over and over on the radio.
"Why, hello Britney! What was it like french-kissing Madonna? What? You french-kissed Colin Farrell, too? You dirty bitch!"
by Colin Farrell's Lover February 16, 2004
having impulsive anger so one will be compelled to hit a random car with an umbrella and then shave their head.
greg: whoah did you carla last night?

manny: no
greg: well she got so angry she had a britneyspears.
by imabest March 26, 2010
An ugly inbred hick from the south with no talent. plastic ass, nose, boobs etc. A whore.
britney spears looks like a man!
by diva M January 31, 2009
N: female "vocalist" better known for her paparazzi shenanigans. N: bad fashion sense, awful choreography, blinding grin. AJ: stupid, arrogant, toothy.
Britney Spears is finally getting hers. Her old man's getting a cool 16 grand or so a month to be her caregiver.
by Robert GP January 27, 2009
A strange creature (possibly female human) who pretends to be able to sing. Uses lipsynching and dancing to distract it's audience from the obvious lack of talent. The majority of its fans are 10 year old retarded boys and girls who insist that "BRITNEY IS THE BEST!!!11!1" because they are too young to understand what real music is. It also likes to do drugs, flash its bajingo and shave its head.

Research is still being done to try and identify what exactly this Britney creature is.
Me: Did you see Britney Spears's performance last night? It was horrible...I think I've gone deaf.

Britney fan: WTF did U just say U stupid slut!! *gets shotgun out*
by ICantFindAnAvailableName October 27, 2008

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