Prison term used to define the way homosexual inmates wear their boxer shorts; they wear them backwards for easy access.
Officer notices that inmate exits the shower area with his boxers on backwards, indicating that there has been some recent homosexual activity or such is imminent involving the inmate. Inmate is wearing his bitch britches to advertise he's open for business.
by Sweetbabycorn September 10, 2006
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Baggy pants worn by young men that hang low on the hips and have a crotch down to the knees. The wearer looks all for the world like he has has a load of shit in his britches (or breeches, if you prefer).
My nephew came by the other day wearing shit britches. They fit so poorly, the lad could hardly walk.
by Baby Hughy September 22, 2004
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a sly way to insinuate someone's bitchy nature.
OMG, Giuliana totally pulled on the bitch britches today!

UGH, look at that Michelle with her big green bitch britches all up in her donk!
by stinkyunicorntrousers March 27, 2009
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A girl that is always stuck up her man's ass. Even when she is not with him she goes by his house to sniff his underwear so she can smell his anus. These girls are usually immature, childish and hypocritical.
I can't stand sniffing britches, she must be shoved so far up Joel's asshole she can tell what kind of syrup he put on his pancakes.
by RJ Morgan October 14, 2009
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When your pants keep falling down and won't stay up. Comes from a children's game where they say "london bridge is falling down." Britches is southern slang for pants. Mix them together and you get london britches.
man, i should have worn a belt - i'm getting London britches
by we'regannabattlethisyear October 25, 2006
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The sound corduroy pants make when they brush against each other as you walk. Can also be referring to the person wearing corduroys, usually an egghead.
You can hear that dork wearing the whistle britches from around the corner.
Hey whistle britches! Don't start a fire with those thighs!
by mmmmpooky August 31, 2008
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When suffering from alcohol induced incontinence, drinkin' britches are the adult diapers one wears to prevent a wet mattress and an upset bed mate.
Before we tie one on, I'd better go buy some drinkin' britches for captain wet pants over there.
by Amy January 27, 2005
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