UK city, situated in South-west England. Historically linked with the slave trade. Has a Cathedral and a prominent University. Like most cities in England has exclusive areas and a downtrodden city centre. Bristol has adopted a chav image. This was due to the chav character in the popular UK show little Britain, Vicky Pollard, being played with a Bristolian accent. Has two football teams, Bristol Rovers and Bristol City, both of which seem to win minimal success. Bristol's claim to fame is that it was the birth place of Hollywood actor, Cary Grant and the name of the city was mentioned in the first Harry Potter movie. Many Bristol teenagers adopt Bristolian slang which includes the phrases 'der lush' and 'shes mingin!' Schools are notariously bad here.
by Nasim.t January 16, 2006
Bristol is an acronym. It stands for: Being Really Intellectual Sexy Talented Obviously-beautiful Loving.
by Kolden March 23, 2011
Bristol is a south west England city that fancies itself as up-and-coming despite the fact that it is mainly inherited by braying ex-public school students and backward yokels. It has a long history of riots. It also has two football clubs with Rovers still being a bit shitter than City who have recently been relegated to League 1. The town centre is a scruffy, depressing little set of streets and the city has a tedious one way system. Outside of the city centre there are admittedly, some very handsome buildings but there's a shitload of fucking ugly ones too. Bristol's main problem is that it thinks it's much better than it is. Ultimately it's just a shitty little city with delusions of grandeur. Still, they've always got the Bristol Stool Scale - the official medical scale for categorising shit. Seems quite appropriate.
by DGuyReg December 12, 2013
One who wields a brown pistol; used as a slur for homosexuals, due to the reputed color of the member after a period of love making.
by Ben Hall August 24, 2007
by massacard June 16, 2009
One of the most racist cities in the United Kingdom. Only rivaled by places like Aberdeen, Scotland, and pretty much everywhere in Ireland. The worst place for a "coloured" person to settle in. Breeding ground for the BNP and a good number of neo-Nazis.
I went to Bristol for a job interview, and had to endure racial slurs from people passing by! I didn't get the job despite my extensive list of credentials, and friendly disposition. Instead I lost the job to a blond haired, blue eyed woman who could barely read.
by MaximusLeviticus August 26, 2007
An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.
Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.
Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.
The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.
by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019