Someone you always want but can never have
bristol is so hot but shes dating chad
by Fluster5 December 27, 2022
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Bristol is just the sweetest person you will meet. She's the most gorgeous girl to ever walk the earth it just takes time to see it. And she is also the most heartwarming girl and if you get a chance with her you might be the luckiest guy on the planet. She is so accepting and shy at first but once you get to know her she'll be the girl of your dreams. So don't second guess yourself just go and ask her the question and it will make you the happiest person on the planet.
boy 1: (staring at Bristol)
boy 2: Looks like someone has a crush.
boy 1: *blushes* What?! No, I don't?!
boy 1: (Looks back at Bristol thinking she's the most beautiful girl)
by Billynylle May 22, 2022
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A girl that is a pimp
Billie: Bobby did you hear Bristol has the basketball team attacked to her. Bobby: what a pimp.
by Bobby166w August 12, 2022
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Bristol is a guy who I great at sports but can sometimes go too try hard and get upset. He is tall and skinny . He most likely has blonde hair and blue eyes . He loves animals and cares about their well being. Bristol is most likely a dare devil who will hesitate to do it but will come though. Bristol is over all a great guy.
There is Bristol he just made a touchdown.
Hey Bristol come do this .
by Bellaandbristol May 26, 2019
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A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.
"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.
by Mattc85 January 17, 2014
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There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
by Hockeyjunky32 June 22, 2017
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