briscwned 

pr "brisk-owned"
You've just been briscwned if someone got the last word on you, especially if you can't reply, either due to the sheer genius of their statement or by their making it physically impossible for you to reply.

Referencing Detective Lennie Briscoe from Law & Order's perennial last word during the show's cold open.

Wow, Roo just got briscwned by Ugly Sally!

briscwned by dr.e0r January 29, 2008

briowned 

One who is owned by his mother.

"She grounded me."

=

"I got briowned."

briowned by weoyuic September 8, 2005

Brisceda 

A Mexican, athletic young lady that is kind to everyone. She generally has long brown hair, and brown eyes. A really fun person to be with, but is usually affiliated with a cartel or the Mexican Mafia. As soon as she looks at a person, she is already contemplating how to incorporate them into the service of the drug lords. Usually has a lisp and likes to call guys Phteven.

"The mafia's here! Do you think it's Brisceda?"

Brisceda by Phteven_kid April 7, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012