(n) this is the situation when a guy walks in on another guy petting his tiger, spamming the ham, corning the beef, shucking the corn, wipping the cork, choking the chicken, spankin the monkey, polishing the samurai sword, TAMING THE DRAGON aka...beating off or masturbating and thoroughly enjoying it by acting like "a deer in headlights" by staring at his erect penis for like 20 seconds.
In late October, a man named Jacob Itch was spamming the ham in his Ohio State dorm and accidently left his key in the door. Then, Pete Brugger opened the door pulled a "Patrick Briggs." That was the last day we talked to Pete
by Sean Gill January 7, 2012
by kingdoug-sama August 6, 2020
Notorious serial killer who pimped out and then murdered art students whilst at university in the 1970s. He did this out of an act of resentment for other art students, humiliating them by pimping them out, murdering them and then using their blood and body parts on canvas to create his own art - snuff art. Only part of this unique art collection has been recovered, the rest is said to have been sold on to privates collectors. He is currently housed in Brixton prison where he has become orally involved with the black community and is now awaiting extradition to the Sistine Chapel for crimes against art where, if found guilty, he will be set in concrete and become a gargoyle.
Have you heard about Briggs the Ripper? they say he was over 7ft, but I've seen him and he couldn't scratch a rat's back
by Rubber Sheath September 18, 2006
by GODLYYAMCHA June 14, 2017
by dffggggfff November 18, 2016
A good roommate. Fun to be around, but still able to hang out and watch a movie on a Friday night. Boys chase her, but her heart is only for a boy named Klyde...his and her hearts "Kollide."
by Gorkf September 24, 2011
A calculus teacher at Western Michigan University who thinks 48=63 and can’t teach math at all. He likes boats, farms, Ferris wheels, coffee and water towers.
by Cartermak123 October 30, 2018