briarsmith 

Someone who fakes her whole life, just to date boys and drink and be 'popular'. Briarsmith's are usually girls who have low self esteem and need to make everyone else feel extremely worthless in order to make themselves shine.

She used to be my best friend, but yesterday she went all briarsmith on my ass.

briarsmith by Briarsafakeassbitch November 22, 2011

brismith

a person who shovels and/or eats shit for a living; one who aspires to be hit by a bus; one who is constantly owned by the 35 ft nakamichi shark

I was driving in my intrepid when I saw this brismith get run over by a lexus ls 400, not the old model but not the newer model either...it was the perfect LS400.

brismith by Kimberlicious December 15, 2006