Skip to main content

Bressert 

A food item of the sweet category, that can be eaten for either breakfast or dessert.
Goddamnit, Mary are you eating dessert for breakfast? No Frank it's bressert.
Related Words

bressert 

I might have some pudding for bressert.
bressert by Italianboy826 May 14, 2008

Bressert 

Bressert (n) is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. The sweet end to breakfast, much as dessert is to dinner.
'Dude, my favourite part of breakfast is bressert. Did you see those cronuts?!'
Bressert by terri2028 October 22, 2016

Brossertive 

Adj. - having or showing determination that aids or maintains a bromance.
Bruce: I went all the way to the other side of town to buy that rare canned beer we like.
Tony: You're so brossertive!
Brossertive by Bobblehead Iron Man December 11, 2013
Having dessert for breakfast.
A: What do you want, porridge, toast?
B: Nah - I really could go for some bessert like waffles and creme.
A: Good idea let me know when it’s ready.
Bessert by Notanic March 24, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026