Briefschmerz 

A feeling of intense anxiety and/or psychological distress. Literally "letter pain". Named after the feeling anyone residing in Germany gets after seeing they have letters in their postbox. To be used literally or metaphorically.

LITERAL:

"Hey, wanna go for a späti beer?"
"Can't dude, just saw a letter from the finanzamt and the briefschmerz is REAL"

METAPHORICAL

"OMG my boss called me in for a meeting and I thought I was in trouble and I had a full on briefschmerz episode"

Briefschmerz by Berlin Auslander Memes June 7, 2020

boxer-briefs 

a tight fitting underwear combination for men's genitalia. It combines the comfort of boxers with the support of briefs. Usually 100% cotton

"I think i'll buy those roomy boxer-briefs"

boxer-briefs by Megan April 1, 2005

commander in briefs 

common name for exceptional male genitalia

sorry I have to go report to the commander in briefs

commander in briefs by commsnderinbriefs January 20, 2019

boxer briefs 

a pair of mens drawers that has legs like a boxer but is tight like a brief as to provide support without 'strangulation.' rapidly gaining populatity, especially among athletes, the hip hop world, and metrosexuals.

"I wear boxer briefs on gym days but the rest of the time regular boxers."

boxer briefs by Tommy November 22, 2003

briefs

a type of underwear that is good for:
*hiding boners

*support

and is bad for:
*wedgies
*embarrassing yourself

yesterday I saw a pretty girl.I was wearing Briefs so no-one saw my boner.
Today I had PE. I Was Wearing briefs so I got a huge wedgie. it hurt.

briefs by the lonely assassin September 7, 2011

Boxer Briefs 

What happened when somebody decided to cross tighty whities and boxers. This resulted in one of the best inventions for men since sliced bread, period. Women love a man in boxer briefs, just ask any girl yourself. These comfortable pieces of underwear have the stretchiness and cradling feature of normal briefs while still retaining that loose feel of the boxer in one neat little package. Now you can wear tighter underwear without people ridiculing you or feeling all that extra wind around your thighs while not having to deal with your package flapping about at the same time. On a comfort scale, boxer briefs are perfect for guys who like to wear pants and like to be active. These things will get the job done for you.

I'm obsessed with boxer briefs... I have like 20 pairs, but I need more! The girls are loving me man, loving me!

Boxer Briefs by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009

briefs

A type of underwear.

Cons:
- Smaller, so when you're pantsless you look more embarrassing.
- Dissed by people who think they're cool and stuff.

Pros:
- Prevents your balls from swinging around during physical activity.

I played Pump It Up wearing boxers today, and my testicles almost fell off because I wasn't wearing briefs.

briefs by dj gs68 August 4, 2003