Breaking Us In Two 

Don't you feel like trying something new
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us

We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two

Breaking Us In Two by Death Menace July 11, 2023

breaking a chick in half 

When Eiffle Towering a chick goes wrong...

One day we decided to do some swingers. After doing an Eiffle Tower, we decided it would be better by breaking a chick in half.

breaking a chick in half by Mr. Mike Long Peterson November 8, 2007

braking in period 

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.

I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.

braking in period by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015

braking in the back door 

This is bum sex. Either for man or women, depending on preference.

(kick) i'm braking in the back door!

braking in the back door by definor December 7, 2006

International Breaking Bad day 

On January 20, everyone who watched Breaking Bad needs to dress up as Walter White or Jesse Pinkman

Max: Why are you wearing that costume?
You: It's international Breaking Bad day!

International Breaking Bad day by 1x2x3x4 White Yo October 1, 2022

breakingnyc 

he's a jew on jewtube

Hey did you watch Breaking Bad? No, but this jew named breakingnyc on jewtube is seriously NOT funny.

breakingnyc by jewsarentfunny August 18, 2011