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1. Break Room Square Dance
The synchronous movement used by 3 or more co-workers in a tightly-spaced break room.

The ballet begins by each worker being stationed at one of the following:

Water cooler, coffee maker, cup station, refrigerator, snack machine, soda machine, silverware drawer, sink.

Each participant moves in unison from station to station as necessary, so as not to get in another co-worker's way.

Dance movements range from simple backwards and fowards steps, to more creative moves such as the "Matrix Backbend" to retrieve a coffee stirrer and the "Pull, Smell, Squint and Toss" manuevre when dealing with refrigerator leftovers.

Co-workers stuck in a Boss Sandwich are generally the leaders of this activity.
By the time it was over, the Break Room Square Dance had consumed both pots of coffee, taken all of the sporks and somehow left a slew of Avon pamphlets in its wake....
2. get the fuck out of the break room
to leave an area or place while referring to the place as the "break room"
We were all at the mall, when he said "Hey guys, wanna get the fuck out of the break room?"
3. Rusty Sausage
The act of inserting a frozen breakfast sausage in one's rectum then putting it back in the package. Most frequently occurs in an office setting where an employee leaves a package of breakfast sausage in the office break room refrigerator for several days.
I hope Richard O'brien likes the taste of his breakfast especially the rusty sausage I left in the break room.
4. Weezables
Leftover food from some meeting at work that they put in the break room for everyone to finish up.
Hey guys, there are weezables in the break room. You had better hurry your ass over there before Roy gets it all.
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5. tit detail
1) Any meaningful, necessary work, duty or chore often deemed menial or unworthy by some members of the population;

2) If it were really that important, a man would be getting paid lots of money to do it!
"The break room needs cleaning? That's tit detail, let Cliff do it!"
6. Part-Time Dinner
The meal you would normally eat after lunch; but instead, during an afternoon 'break' during your 1st job - due to a 2nd job later in the evening.
Yacob: "Where is Lancelot, is he off yet?"
Itus: "Naw, he's in the break room eatin' his Part-time Dinner. That dude works like 60 hours a week!"
7. room humper
person whose connection to a chat room keeps dropping in & out.
Bill is being a room humper in the chat again.
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