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Brass monkey is the perfect hangover drink. It is proven to cure any kinds of morning afters. Basically it consists of 0.25 part of Orange juice added to 0.75 part of beer. Any kind you like, seriously at this point, who cares? Beer and OJ can also be consummed in a good ammount. Be careful, in a case of tequila hangover, wich might not be that bad, brass monkeys will feel very normal and WILL get you drunk in the morning. Just take that in consideration.
Example No1
-Bro!
-Bro..
-Brass monkey?
-BRO!!
-Bro

Example No2 (most common one)
-Still got beers?
-yep a couples.
-Got orange juice?
-Positive
-Should we mix them together?
-YEAH!! Let's call that a Brass Monkey!!
-It's on.
by Nothingtodo01 January 28, 2012
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old naval term, brass monkey is for the canon ball holders.
freezing the ball of the brass monkey
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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used as an adjective describing extreme cold temperatures

from the adage "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008
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you give someone a brass monkey when your hands are cold from either dipping them in ice water or holding a cold beer and then cup their genitalia in your freezing palms.
i totally snuck up behind tom and gave him a brass monkey after holding that cold one all night
by luckyfemur May 18, 2009
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A metaphorical thermometer. See witch's tit.
"It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass money!"
by octopod May 29, 2004
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A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.
It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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Referring to very harsh or severe weather
Cor luv a duck, its brassmonkey weather.

Or

Its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by pillock September 24, 2004
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