brassiere

The halter that elevates and holds in place human mammary glands, named for the inventor Phillipelde Brassiere.

Sometime in the mid twentieth century somebody started calling them bras, maybe because they could spell brassiere. Hardly any store advertises or customers ask for brassieres today. It's simply bra.

Dagmar had a hard time finding a store that sold 44DDD bras.

brassiere by Richard Black March 30, 2005

brassiere masochism 

A common female experience since many of us spend our days with our tits cruelly funneled into odd shapes and configurations.

My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.

brassiere masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Brassiere

boobie holder

that brassiere makes your boobies look mighty fine...

Brassiere by flutterbyboob February 17, 2012

Brashered 

Whenever someone in a seemingly good mood goes bipolar and starts throwing objects on the floor and screaming like a banshee as to make their point, kind of like kid's in the grocery store who aren't allowed to get a candy bar.

Inspired by my history teacher's wonderful meltdown in front of class today.

Oh, man! That guy just got Brashered!

Whoa, she is totally being a Brasher today.

That guy is really Brashering his kids right now.

She just had a Brashdown! (instead of breakdown).

Brashered by Rainbows & Skeletons April 17, 2010

brassiere

A garment worn under the clothes used to "lift and separate" a female's breasts. The names comes from bracière, the old french word referring to arm protector. The brassiere replaced corsets as the female undergarment around the 1900s, when it was most likely developed by Herminie Cadolle. This term is now archaic however and the garment is simply referred to as a "bra," which is french for "arm". Brassiere is only useful when one needs to refer to bras in code:

Eliza: So Laura do you want to go shopping for brassieres tomorrow?
Laura: Alright, that sounds good.
Mike: What's a brassiere?
Eliza: ... really long gloves. It means arm protector in french.

brassiere by whimaway September 25, 2010

benjamin brasier 

the best god damn boy in the world. he deserves the very best.

would honestly risk it all for him uwu
his talent is ✨astronomical✨

benjamin brasier is cute

stan benjamin brasier

benjamin brasier by paveltiddies October 16, 2020

Brasier 

(n.) BRAY-zure
A term used to describe someone who is fat and homosexual.
Also see flamer.

Guy 1: Hey, that picture you sent me was HAWT!!!!
Guy 2:The picture I sent you was a picture of Tom Cruise in Top Gun
Guy 1: Oh, yeah, I knew that.......
Guy 2: Brasier........

Brasier by Hady July 5, 2008