branorexia 

an eating disorder where you eat lots of cereal and poop it all out.

ralphie:why is keith so skinny? doesnt he eat lots of frosted flakes?
paul:he has branorexia. he poops it all out.

branorexia by le glace April 15, 2009

granorexia 

a psychological disorder whereby grandmothers suffer from a distorted body image and pathological fear of acting their age. Granorexics may use dieting, self-induced vomiting, excessive exercise, and dressing in clothes more suitable for their grandchildren to highlight their 'ideal physique'. Granorexics often comment negatively about their children's and grandchildren's weight.

A. "Wow - your mom looks good for 62."

B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."

granorexia by Grinding October 8, 2010

granorexia 

granorexia is when first time grandmothers freak out about being a "grandma" so they totally overhaul themselves to look hot by spray tanning, buying super young trash clothes and losing tons of weight. when these ladies lose too much weight trying to achieve their new look, they could be suffering from "granorexia".

"every since the baby was born, betty looks like she's trying to look friggin 18...plus she has gotten soooooooooooooo thin!"

"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"

granorexia by winks September 23, 2006

basorexia 

(noun)
1. an overwhelming urge to neck or kiss
2. a strong craving or hunger for kissing

(adjective) -basorexic

I'm overwhelmed with basorexia everytime I'm around you

basorexia by rogerthat7 January 15, 2011

basorexia 

a strong craving or hunger for kissing

I have basorexia right now.

basorexia by soooopants January 16, 2011

Basorexia 

A strong urge to kiss and/or make out with someone

“sometimes i really just wanna grab a random stranger and start making out with them”

“that feeling is called basorexia😄☝️“

Basorexia by stupidfruitybitch September 26, 2021

Basorexia 

An Overwhelming desire to get off/ pull/ Kiss a Girl.
Usually occurs when away from girls for a long time.

Fred "You looking forward to the party tonight?"

James "Definitely i have got serious Basorexia"

Basorexia by Wenters123 October 16, 2013