brainshrug

a mental brush-off to an undesirable or uninteresting activity.

common amongst teenagers, usually accompanied with an almost imperceptible movement at the corner of the eyes.

less prevalent, but well developed, amongst adults with a desire to simplify their lives.

He did an immediate brainshrug when his mum asked him to get back before the 3 am curfew.

brainshrug by sty November 19, 2007

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Brainthought

A word stolen from a Lecambrioleur, a thief, meaning a thought produced by the brain through extreme excitement which may implant the same thought in people around you

"Hey bro let's get a sandwich"
"No way i had the exact same brainthought!"

Brainthought by HDhinsa November 11, 2011

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brainshrobing

if you thought this was something sexual you disgusting wastebasket, it is not. brainshrobing is the act of putting two fingers up on both hands and placing them on opposite sides of the head. then start rubbing your fingers in a circular motion on the sides of your head. used to think of a good comeback when you say something extremely dumb.

guy 1: *says something stupid*
guy 2: i think you should start brainshrobing right about now
guy 1: oh do you want to be sexual
guy 2: no this act is not fucking sexual richard you ignorant waterbasket it’s supposed to strengthen your mind and let all this horny waste come out of eye holes.

brainshrobing by brainshrobing September 19, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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