brainmold
The gunk that accumulates in the skull over the course of the months and years after one decides to leave the intellectually stimulating environment of a university and take a mind-numbing corporate job.
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brainmold
when someone is so stupid, their brain grows mold due to being scrubbed with a mixture of bleach and pop rocks.
brainmold by theknownallbeall July 29, 2024
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brainmold • brain folded • Brainmouth • Brainfoodian • Brainholing • brainload • brainmonkey • brainological • brainpod • brainroll
Brainfood
Did you know that the average lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun? How's that for some brainfood?
"Holy cow man, my chemistry final is huge! I've had so much brainfood today that I'm shitting out of my ears."
"Holy cow man, my chemistry final is huge! I've had so much brainfood today that I'm shitting out of my ears."
Brainfood by jonny tightlips May 13, 2010
brainhole
The hole in the brain left by years of apparent drug abuse. Symptoms include significant cognitive and psychological degradation over time as well as a decrease in social activity.
That man has brainhole from all the cocaine he has snorted off that hooker's tits.
I am brainhole as fuk.
I am brainhole as fuk.
brainhole by BillWilson9001 August 16, 2016
Brainfoodian
Shes a brainfoodian, she doesn't eat red meat or junk food because they slow down the brain functions.
Brainfoodian by Tannerisms91 June 16, 2017
Brainmouth
A condition found in animals from the planet earth(primarily humans)in which the animal loses the ability to NOT speak every single word they are thinking. The verbal words are spoken about 1/trillionth of a second (actually faster than the speed of light) after the thought of the words in the brain itself.
Dad walking down street with 3 year old daughter bump into an extremely overweight acquaintance of dad's.
Dad:"Hi Lyndon."
Lyndon: "Hi Chuck."
Gracie(3-year-old daughter poking finger into Lyndon's large soft belly):"Mr. YOU have a FAT tummy!"
Gracie would at least momentarily be experiencing "Brainmouth".
Dad:"Hi Lyndon."
Lyndon: "Hi Chuck."
Gracie(3-year-old daughter poking finger into Lyndon's large soft belly):"Mr. YOU have a FAT tummy!"
Gracie would at least momentarily be experiencing "Brainmouth".
Brainmouth by Squarezup November 3, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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