brain tumor 

a brain tumor is a tumor in your brain. it might kill you, which sucks big time if you get one. which i have.
you can get surgery, but surgery might kill you as well.

i have a brain tumor, and i hate it.

brain tumor by stine August 18, 2005

Brain Tumor 

What you get when you watch Jake Paul

I have a Brain Tumor

You watched too much Jake Paul

Brain Tumor by Optical_Marz August 7, 2020

brain tumor 

What you get when you come across cancer online.

"I was just on 4Chan, and it gave me a huge brain tumor."

brain tumor by ThePseudonymousPseudonym August 4, 2018

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

polish brain tumor 

Hemeroid or pimple on the anus

Johnny has so many Polish brain tumors that when he sits down they all pop.

polish brain tumor by Smiles218 October 9, 2013

synchronised brain tumors 

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time

Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again

synchronised brain tumors by KeeKz October 29, 2007

Ebancershima Brain Tumours

A deadly, suicide-inducing disease commonly caused by exposure to the English class of year nine extension. The word is rather self explanatory, as symptoms contain: Ebola, cancer, and brain tumours that result of post traumatic stress disorders (from the disease). It also feels as though you were struck by all of the bombings that took place in the battle of Hiroshima.

"Oh no James," exclaimed Jonno. "I think I feel a case of Ebancershima Brain Tumours creeping up on me, ready for the three way murder?"

Ebancershima Brain Tumours by TheRealJonno May 24, 2018