A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.
Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.
by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019
friend: Brah Brah you goin to the movies wit yo gurl tonight?
me: Ya I actually got a life other than playn fortnite so huh yap.
me: Ya I actually got a life other than playn fortnite so huh yap.
by Queenyboo November 28, 2018
"Fucking hell! That whiny bitch just lost us the game, and HE's the one who's getting all salty!"
"Must be a gamer brah..."
"Must be a gamer brah..."
by LizardWizard1 April 7, 2016
A gamer brah is someone who plays exactly two types of video games: completely brain-dead shooters, and games with tons of tits. They almost always suck at both, but insist that their problems are not due to their terrible gaming skills, but are instead only because of the "fucking newbfags" they are playing with. They feed more kills than the rest of the team combined, and then tend to yell into the mic or post in all caps in chat, just to let everyone know that they're actually super good at games and it's the team's fault for losing. They also frequently post long rants online about all the successful people who are supposably ruining gaming, even though they're almost as fake as gamer girls.
Gamer brahs almost never have girlfriends. Most of the time, they got into gaming super late, and only because people online were saying it was cool.
If you ever hear someone online whining about how the MOBA champs don't have enough cleavage, or bitching about not being able to no scope in TF2, chances are that they're a gamer brah.
Gamer brahs almost never have girlfriends. Most of the time, they got into gaming super late, and only because people online were saying it was cool.
If you ever hear someone online whining about how the MOBA champs don't have enough cleavage, or bitching about not being able to no scope in TF2, chances are that they're a gamer brah.
"Man, we had shitty-ass jungler that last game: 0-15-2, and he wouldn't shut up in all chat."
"What an ass. Probably only plays the game for the girl champs."
"Fucking gamer brahs."
"What an ass. Probably only plays the game for the girl champs."
"Fucking gamer brahs."
by LizardWizard1 April 7, 2016
An asshole who thinks they're good at video games, and in reality, is just salty as fuck about everything. Makes long, obnoxious rants about how developers are "killing the video game industry", and judges games based on how many tits are in them, not what the gameplay is like.
by LizardWizard1 April 11, 2016
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by BallHandlezzzz December 17, 2015