Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.
“Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”
When you're so down bad that you need an extension of the phrase to define just exactly how down bad you are. This version of down bad doesn't always have to be applied sexually. It could mean you're down bad for a delightful date, or you're just doing shitty in life overall.
In other words, you're either doomed or desperate as hell.