Metal stuff that kills your teeth.
OUCHHHHHH!!! I hate braces!!!
by anonymous July 22, 2004
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An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?
"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

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by Bill June 16, 2006
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Those metal wires on your teeth that can make you or break you, depending on your personality. They seem to be more acceptable now, if not popular. The most common color is black.
I wish I still had my braces.
Braces are fucking sexy, I don't care what people say.
by we found a problem October 12, 2007
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1. train tracks put on your teeth to make them straight by evil orthodontists who have no life and love to torture people.(see evil,satan,crap,unjust,cruel,wrong)
owWww god damn it i hate braces its like a living hell
by kr1shii June 4, 2005
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Those metal wires on your teeth that can make you or break you, depending on your personality. They seem to be more acceptable now, if not popular. The most common color is black.
I wish I still had my braces.

Braces are fucking sexy, I don't care what people say.
by we found a problem October 29, 2007
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Can either be the most beautiful or the ugliest accessory, depending completely on the people who wear it.
I don't mind braces on a hot Asian chick (I love them in fact), but it annoys the hell out of me when I see some pizza-faced geek wearing them.
by Lysergsaure August 24, 2006
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1.Medievil teeth straitening devices.(also torture devices 2.For people enjoy hurting the people they kiss. 3.For people to dont like going down on guys with foreskin. you just cercomsize them with your braces. 4.For fat people. you lose so mch weight with braces cause most of the junk food you cant eat.
1.Evil dentist: you need medievil teeth strai... i mean braces.

2.*whispers to friend* hey dare me to kis that guy over there and hurt him cause i got braces....

3.**thinks to self** eww he has foreskin.. hmm iknow what to do **smiles** **braces glissen** guy: **sreams**

4. TV voice: Need to lose weight? well get braces you fatty.
by XxtroubledchildxX June 17, 2007
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