colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra 

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

brass bra 

(n.)Form-fitting bodice of cold metal, namely: brass. Offers support and protection of woman's bust. Usually used by witches or warrior princesses.

The blow was deflected by her brass bra.

It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra out here!

brass bra by Mirthman March 5, 2009

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow 

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

braap braap 

A sound used when imitating the sound of an off road vehicle engine, especially snowmobiles and dirt bikes. Used most commonly by residents of the town of Newburgh.

A crowd of people gathered around Johnny C as he described his latest snowmobiling adventure. "...and I was like braap braap almost hit a fuckin tree, like fuckin braaap brap brap braaaaaaap..."

braap braap by mr.kev May 11, 2010

brass brazilians

Poker Term - Brass Brazilians:

The top hand - Another name for a full house, also known as 'the nuts. '

Metaphorical: the best there is

Bryan: „I can’t engage with marginal junk. Not now. What I need is the Brass Brazilians.“ (Billions S4E9)

brass brazilians by Axe December 30, 2021

Brass male 

Brass male never fails, always sought after no braaaps just laughter, just here to have fun and make new words with banter.
Never a ranter.
Always in stylish drip and always got a full pip.

Bare ladies want him nuff men want her their just happy hanging out together.

Wow i really wish my husband was a Brass Male

Brass male by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

oxidized brass instrument 

When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone

Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.

oxidized brass instrument by TukeyComparison April 3, 2019