a bunch of sissy boys in a band that play pop music. ie: linkin park. contrary to popular belief the backstreet boys and nysnc are not boy bands. they only sing, therefore they are groups. you must have a few ppl playing instruments in your group to be considered a band.
"wow, look at those pussies singing on mtv. not another boy band, please!"
"theyre not a band you fucking moron."
"theyre not a band you fucking moron."
by amanda September 7, 2003
The theory that in any given boy band, two of the members are gay for each other. Begun by crazed fangirls . You can see examples of this by going to Youtube and typing in a live performance by a band, and checking the comments. This is followed by name combination.
Boy Band Theory:
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon
by Mr.ToeDuck January 16, 2011
The boy band effect is the phenomenon when a group of 3 or more boys of mediocre looks are hanging out together in a bar, mall, sporting event etc. When alone the boys would not merit a second glance from a nearby female but when together their averageness combines to form a cute cluster of males like that of a boy band. Works best when one guy is actually good looking. The boy band effect pulls up the ranking of looks the same way a British accent, suit, instrument or baby/puppy would. See cheerleader effect for female equivalent.
Jessica - "Lets go talk to those guys they're cute!"
Tory - "No, look closer"
Jessica - "You're right only one is cute - total boy band effect - bummer"
Tory - "No, look closer"
Jessica - "You're right only one is cute - total boy band effect - bummer"
by Sundae Bouraguard & Clancy Mac July 9, 2013
Boy Band Parking is the 3rd best parking spot in the lot. Oftentimes, the absolute best parking spot is referred to as "Rock Star" or "Porn Star" parking. Regardless, Boy Band Parking is not as good as Rock Star Parking because the people in Boy Bands are not artist, musicians, or entertainers. Even though ALL Boy Bands suck, they do have their loyal followers for days, weeks, months or years, so they do get to have a parking spot named after them.
Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"
by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006
the status of being desirable enough to women (you being male)that you get groupie style attention and sex from lots of attractive girls/women.
by nicco79 July 20, 2006
Used to describe a very attractive women with big tits who is walking towards you. When she passes by and you check out her ass, only to find there is no ass which resembles most of the asses in a boy band.
Dale picked up a bitch at the food court with boy bad ass, took her home and tried to pound her doggy style and threw up all over her back as he looked down and saw her skinny, flat, boy band ass
by NWFHA August 7, 2009
:the infection your brain receives when you hear a song, and regardless of what your opinion of the song is, you can't get it out of your head, dooming you to repeat the words of the song until the virus has cleared.
When hearing the song, "teach me how to doogie", you stupidly repeat the lyrics, even though you aren't really sure what you mean, which is the symptom of "boy band virus".
by MOMMA SITA VA November 3, 2010