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chief box-a-porno 

Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?
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boxalled 

Totally mangled, torn up, stuffed, destroyed, buggered, etc.
My PC is totally boxalled.
boxalled by KhurrumAsif December 9, 2008
A "hybrid" dog that is a cross between a Boxer and a Labrador. These dogs typically weigh between 50-110 pounds, have huge paws and choppers, and a ton of energy.

Their temperament is good, and they do well with kids. Typically they are goofy and light hearted. Most don't understand how big they are and attempt to be a lap dog, despite their large bodies. The lab in them makes them very loyal, and they won't hesitate to protect you when the time comes.
My 90 pound Boxador just sat on my lap!
boxador by InfoBot2015 January 23, 2015
A boxall is someone who can never attend fun gatherings, or hang our with their friends, because they are constantly at volleyball. Whether it is training or a game. Often found saying 'I can't I have volleyball'.
Allegra; 'Hey Boxall wanna hang out with me and Corey?'
Boxall; 'Sorry, I can't I have volleyball'
Boxall by leggynator November 21, 2020

jibbering box a-cookies 

i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.

boxarella 

n. The remaining mozzarella cheese stuck to the bottom of a pizza box, only eaten as a last result.
After spening all of my money on Beer, I had no choice but to eat the boxarella.
boxarella by APalmer74 May 4, 2006