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Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing 

A Double Clitoral Hood Piercing
I recently got my “Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing”!

Camilla Parker-Bowles 

A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.
At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.

The bowlers grip 

Where you insert your thumb into the female anus, and place both your middle finger and ring finger into her vaginal passage from the rear. In a simular/same fashion as you would hold a bowling ball.
Ron: Hey man, you go down the bowling alley last night?
Jeremy: Nah man, I did give Carlos' mother the bowlers grip down a different alley last night though.
Both Ron & Jeremy: AWOOGAWOOGAHOOGA!
Ron: Sweet.
Extravert individual who wears thongs and plays up to a crowd like a comedian at a funeral, typically funny and a raging alchoholic.
that guy is so bowles!
bowles by The Hedge September 29, 2006

Multiple bowleosis 

A condition that affects individuals who consume multiple bowls of marijuana in a sequential manner. When contracted, this disease has been known to cause symptoms such as: complete loss of motor skills, an inability to get up, a strong inclination to say duuude before each sentence, and the unwillingness to do anything productive for hours on end. These side effects may vary in severity from person to person, and it is important to note that many people who smoke multiple bowls don't contract the disease.

Some individuals may experience some of the aforementioned symptoms along with moderate memory loss, but they are most likely affected by a related condition known as bowlzheimer's disease. Bowlzheimer's is a chronic-induced neurodegenerative disease characterized by difficulty remembering recent events and a decreased word fluency; see permafried.
John: After a few bowls of that Disneyland, I think it's time we embark.
Rob: Duuude, I dunno if I can get up from this couch.
Ava: Come on. We're on a mission, Rob.
John: Are you suffering from multiple bowleosis?
Rob: I.. just don't know if I can...
Ava: He's got bowlzheimer's. We'll have to leave him behind.

John: Be strong without us.
Ava: Let's go!
Rob: Uhh...

Bowlegged 

The semicircular shape a female's legs are left in after receving an extraordinary dicking
Dude 1: so dude what happened with that chick last night?
Dude 2: I left her so bowlegged she cant walk in a straight line
Dude 1: sweet
Bowlegged by santiago nonuts August 7, 2010